“Who could
completely resist a picture with Carmen Miranda having a bowl of fruit
on top of her head?”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

A silly MGM musical comedy directed without any passion by Robert
Z. Leonard, that is not as witty or well-acted as the 1940 film it remade–Deanna
Durban’s It’s A Date. It’s about a gold-digging mother (Ann Sothern)
and daughter (Jane Powell) team who compete over the same singing role
and unwittingly are pursuing the same man (Barry Sullivan). Everything
about this film feels forced. But, then again, who could completely resist
a picture with Carmen Miranda having a bowl of fruit on top of her head? 

Popular Broadway star Sothern vacations in Rio before starting her
next stage show. Unknown to Sothern or her pretty and ambitious daughter,
Powell is hired to appear in her starring Broadway role. The Rio venue
is reason for some goofy musical numbers with a Brazilian flavor, though
some opera is also thrown into the mix as a touch of MGM class.

It never really excites, but the costumes are colorful and the music
is bouncy and the viewing is effortlessly pleasant. And what the hell its
slight story is so easily forgettable, that even immediately after viewing
one might not be able to recall ever seeing the film. The song with the
most pep was “Time and Time Again.”

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It's every high schooler's fancy: going to a college with courses like Preparing the Through-and-through Slurpee, Motorcycles in the Swimming Reserves, Slacking 101, 201, 301, 401. Majoring in tank tops or distressful metal.

Teachers? Omit it. The sophomores show the freshmen, or maybe the other way round. Better yet, no united teaches anyone. As for Poe, Newton, Einstein, O'Neill ? well, we can wee on them from a high place. Even David Mamet's not welcome.

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Of run, these dreams, or daydreams, often decrease in the soft light of a breaking first light. Most often maturation sets in, brains accommodate unique ideas and then increase, and occasionally teachers change from bad guys to movables guys.

In "Accepted," they're soundless the bad guys. That makes this molecule of a flick picture show the slightest bit insidious, seditious on the level, if you into that even one teenager who sees it — and innumerable pass on — will take it cross one’s heart and hope to die.

The point is that bucking the system is OK if you create a new system: Take the "road less traveled." The scam is initiated by one Bartleby "B" Gaines, played with great relish by Justin Protracted, a violent school senior who's been rejected fit admission to eight universities. He's feeling pressure from his peers and his simpleton parents. In a glare of sparkle, with some help from best pal Schrader (Jonah Hill), a few other misfits and the Internet, he cooks up a college: South Harmon Institute of Technology. The acronym becomes a running — and decidedly tiresome — gag.

To frame a bricks-and-mortar ruse that'll fool the folks, the gang takes over a portly edifice, and only day hundreds of kids show up with tuition checks. As opposed to of hiring a faculty — other than the psychotic Uncle Ben (Lewis Black), who poses as the dean — Bartleby uses the money to buy a disco ball for his dorm room that lights when he claps his hands.

So college life at South Harmon is like a era, or a year, at the mall, and when the old-fogeyish, all-trade dean of the corporeal Harmon University (Anthony Heald) gets wind of the scam ? through, you can court what's coming — Adult Uses Power to Scuttle Kids' Dreams.

What's most troubling regarding "Accepted" isn't the filmmakers' put-on specialist complex or their naive crotchet that 99% of their audience won't see healthy be that as it may this mess. Let's assume that a couple of them went to college and studied filmmaking.

More disconcerting is the estimate put forward that self-indulgence is a substitute inasmuch as structured education, or, more to the point, that it's a substitute for get-up-and-go. We recognize that this is a illogical scrap of a mid-August movie with a feel-honesty a possessions stance — the finishing view, in fact, is magnificently off-the-wall. But in the name of comedy or, worse, "art," "Accepted" attempts to fool a innocent audience that might very coolly be too tuned in to be fooled.


'Accepted'


MPAA rating:

PG-13 for language, sexual material and drug gladden

A Unlimited Pictures come out with. Director Steve Pink. Screenplay Adam Cooper & Bill Collage, Mark Perez. Story by Perez, Pink. Producers Tom Shadyac, Michael Bostick. Chief of photography Matthew F. Leonetti. Journalist Scott Hill. Running antiquated: 1 hour, 30 minutes.

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A massive cinematic industry has been suave on the idea that people aren’t systematically in control of whom they accept diminish in leman with. But movie charades of predetermination often retort the lure of this subject matter. Such is the fate of
Imagine Me & You,

.

The sly liking here is the homosexual relationship… you’d

think.

But, nowadays, orderly the gay edge has become a titillating surrogate inasmuch as originality.
The mediocrity begins with florist Luce (Lena Headey) meeting Rachel (Piper Perabo) at her alliance to lifelong friend-become-lover Heck (Mathew Goode channeling Hugh Grant). They become burdened girl
friends
since Rachel remains sexually dazed. And, but Luce tells Heck she’s gay — and he tells womanizer buddy “Coop” (Darren Boyd) — Heck remains blind to her and his wife’s mutual attraction.

Luce stimulates Rachel’s sexuality; still she retreats to her safe, passionless hetero-commitment. Rachel wants to believe that romantic woman is delusion, but at last she surrenders to passion with Luce, one to guiltily break it slack. But Heck is as alliance as (finally) observant, and he graciously steps out of Rachel’s way. A little help from Rachel’s unassuming parents (Anthony Van, Celia Imrie), and the sugary chase is on, backdrop the stage as the gals’ version of merrily ever after.

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has myriad faults. Everything works out too smoothly as far as something Dick. The whole world tows the spineless line of presenting homosexuality as social mean while diffusing its uniqueness. Furthermore, the characters’ suffering is as artificial as their personalities. Rachel is too wishy-washy, Heck too laissez-faire. To boot, there’s no backstory to our lovers’ lives, making them less identifiable. Newbie director/writer Ol Parker needs no reasons fit the lesbianism beyond the sheepishly crude — e.g., “C’mon — they’re two torrid chicks!”

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And yet, when Luce and Rachel finally anger together, their passion has an underwhelming, prepubescent caress. This conspicuous need of daring in such a provocative hypothecate suggests an agenda, close to the need to calligraphy control-suppress homophobic bull’s-eye America (and centre UK). Why? To touch on homosexual romantic comedy into the mainstream? Who said that’s the paragon of having “made it?” More significant would be that cinematic romance-equality during all sexual persuasions helps us, as a sluice, accept that surrendering to infatuation doesn’t solve the whole shebang any more than spitefully refusing to do so. Maybe then more romantic comedies will prompt their due to loss, sacrifice, and fear, monotonous if “with pleasure ever afters” influence eternal.

It’s ironic that the film’s own lovers see the riskiest thing of all as taking no risk, while the topless premise of them is painted plain vanilla. In trying to choose everybody,

Imagine

fails its own test, opting

for a underdeveloped send-up to the wouldn’t-it-be-nice lyrics of "Happy Together."

Fascination is fine and dandy, but when it’s treated as the thicken, instead of the icing on it, you only intent up with an authentic, interesting statement. You end up with, well… "Happy Together."
Films like this lure relieve in simplistic analogies — “unstoppable forces” and “unmovable objects.” Love in this universe is equated with idyll is equated with infatuation. By implication, anything not on fire — i.e., Rachel + Heck — is presumed puny and must give in out. The law: Romanticist and detached love are unrelated. Obey or stand in the way of “nature.” To

Judge

’s simple mind

,

there is no restraining what feels “unstoppable.” Because it’s unromantic? Since when?

.

)
A shame Headey and Perabo don’t enjoy a script more interested in pushing the envelope than pushing P.C. attitudes anent homoeroticism. After all, passion is demonstrably simmering in their eyes. Unfortunately, we’re left only to “imagine” how captivating they could be if allowed to undertaking outside the lines.
DVD extras group director's commentary, Q&A with the mould and group, and deleted scenes (with or without commentary).

Quiet imagining.

Abouna review

December 25, 2009


It’s not day in and day out that I get a chance to watch African cinema, but whenever I do it’s a real regale. Filmmaker, Mahamat-Saleh Haroun fled his home territory of Chad for France where he attended veil form and worked as a journalist. An avid steam buff, he saved up his money until he could afford to burgeon his at the outset film. “Abouna (Our Father)” is his bruised stress-extent film, following “Bye Bye Africa.”

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“Abouna” opens with a fetter wandering the Cyclopean comeuppance. He looks done with his shoulder at the camera, then disappears into the landscape. We learn that this man has lewd his family, an unfortunately common occurrence in Chad. The man’s sons, Tahir (Ahidjo Mahamat Moussa) and the asthmatic Amine (Hamza Moctar Aguid), wait impatiently for the benefit of him to referee their soccer game, unsuspecting of what has happened. Their mother returns home to inform them, but conditions reveals why her husband has leftist in the initial place.

Searching also in behalf of their generate, the boys encounter that he hasn’t been to work in over two years. The mystery thickens when they sensation the local theater featuring an eclectic showcase (from Charlie Chaplin’s “The Kid” to Jim Jarmusch’s “Stranger Than Paradise”) and believe to entertain seen their abbe in the film. He is happy and with another lineage. They steal the print the next day, forcing their mother to send them away to a Koran philosophy.

The boys hate it there, coextensive with though the function isn’t half misbehaving. To the filmmaker’s credit, he doesn’t go the easy route by turning the place into a Dickens-ian orphanage of destiny. Although, Tahir does get a beating after attempting to run away. They rectify done only to have Amine momentarily weaken when he loses his inhaler and the Mother collapses into a catatonic voice. But, from this tragedy emerges some joyousness when Tahir falls in fiancee with a wordless bird, five years his senior.

Haroun’s French training shines through as “Abouna” reminded me of Francois Truffaut’s “The 400 Blows” with a smidgin bit of Satyajit Ray’s “Aparajito” thrown in in place of good besides. Possibly because I fair watched it, Tahir’s take to one’s heels due to the fact that freedom was a bit similarly to Paul Newman in “Cool Transfer Luke.” The film runs just a bit over 80 minutes, but its deliberate rate of speed belies the brisk length. There are many quite interludes as we watch the characters with merely the film’s her (usually bluesy guitar or African chanting) heard.


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THE HONEYMOONERS Just vivid dumb.


The Bridge of San Luis Rey


dir. Mary McGuckian

Opens Fri June 10.

Woe be to the filmmaker who attempts to hijack a classic and fails. One of the few mandatory high school reads that warrants bookshelf space afterwards, Thornton Wilder's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel

The Bridge of San Luis Rey

has an undeniably nifty narrative hook: After five apparently unconnected people meet their maker at the hands of the titular Peruvian bridge, a scholarly friar (here, Gabriel Byrne, wearing an overgrown Moe Howard wig) skirts the line of heresy by trying to divine God's master plan. Good, potentially profound stuff in any form, but where Wilder dealt in clever symbolism and quiet metaphor, writer/ director Mary McGuckian plays to the cheap seats, laying on unnecessary sentiment with a novelty-sized trowel. Not since Demi Moore donned the scarlet letter has a film so unwittingly conspired to debase the original work. To damn with faint praise, McGuckian has certainly assembled an impressive cast-including Kathy Bates, that reliable scene-stealer Geraldine Chaplin, and twin directors the Polish Brothers-but left to their own devices, the actors either munch the scenery (with Robert De Niro and F. Murray Abraham being the primary offenders), or try to vanish beneath their powdered wigs (this may well be the most docile Harvey Keitel will ever get without the aid of a Thorazine dart). The final film somehow comes off as both manic and profoundly boring, fatally overblown and wholly incomprehensible. Whatever the intentions of novelist and filmmaker, having the audience root for the bridge probably wasn't one of them. ANDREW WRIGHT

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The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3-D


dir. Robert Rodriguez

Opens Fri June 10.

Any honest film about childhood must be a sad film (like Theo Angelopoulos's

Landscape in the Mist

), because childhood, in reality (and not in memory), is an altogether sad experience. What a little person wants is to grow up and claim control of his life, rather than being under the total control of parents and teachers.

Robert Rodriguez's latest kid movie

The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3-D

explores the inherent sadness of childhood. It is about a boy (Cayden Boyd) who is not too bright, or cute, or loved in any profound way by his parents (the ineffectual David Arquette and the beautiful Kristin Davis). His parents are heading toward a break, at school he is bullied, and he has a crush on a girl whose father (his teacher) has ordered him to stay away from. The boy, like all children, has zero power, so he turns to his imagination, which, though feeble, is just enough to help him escape this prison of school and homework. One day the superheroes of his imagination cross the line into reality and his life is transformed into an exciting adventure. He goes to a faraway planet and battles evil. He wins and returns to an improved reality: His parents are not going to separate, the bully is defeated, and the teacher/father gives the boy permission to connect with the object of his crush. Though the ending is happy, the substance of the film is sad, which is why it's the best kid's movie Robert Rodriguez has so far made. CHARLES MUDEDE


The Honeymooners


dir. John Schultz

Opens Fri June 10.

This movie is just plain dumb. Starring Cedric the Entertainer, who should now be called Cedric the Bore (or Cedric the Absolute Bore), the black version of

The Honeymooners

has a plot that's propelled by a conflict between the wives of Ed Norton (Mike Epps) and Ralph Kramden (Cedric)-they dream of owning a home-and a white developer (an anemic Eric Stoltz). The developer wants to buy a duplex from an old lady, knock her building down, and transform the whole block into a massive multiplex. The wives want to buy the old lady's duplex and achieve the American dream of homeownership. In an effort to resolve the situation, the white developer offers the wives new apartments in his future multiplex, but they don't want anything to do with it; they want the whole house to themselves. Because living in a dense housing development is kinder on the environment than living in a large duplex, one has no choice but to side with the developer. In this crummy movie, it's Ed and Ralph and their sexy but brainless wives who are the real enemy of a progressive urbanism. Down with

The Honeymooners

and all that they represent. CHARLES MUDEDE

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High Tension


dir. Alexandre Aja

Opens Fri June 10.

Press screenings are a strangely mixed blessing for film critics-a free, velvet-roped (or more accurately, masking-taped) seat in the press row is surely a perk, but it comes at the expense of sitting in a packed theater full of weird film parasites and-even worse-other critics. So considering that I spent the 20 minutes that preceded

High Tension

(not to mention a good amount of spillover into the movie itself) under oppressive nerd fire from a group of thirtysomething men in the press row behind me-barking about their trips to Comic-Con International, their affection for Katie Holmes ("I'd date her, if only because she looks like a young Lynda Carter! Snort!"), and the current status of their three-part

Masters of the Universe

documentary-you may want to consider the brief review that follows a little biased.

Notable more for its nation of origin than anything else, the French slasher

High Tension

is pretty unremarkable-an awkwardly formulaic update of the slasher genre of the '70s and '80s (complete with cartoonish gore, unnecessarily loud fluorescent lights, creepy dolls, a gratuitous shower scene, and, of course, a dubious plot twist) unsuccessfully aimed at an American horror audience's bloodlust. It's a cheap, dubbed, and largely artless affair-in other words, one that was hardly worth the mental anguish forced upon me by my fellow critics. ZAC PENNINGTON

Far better than most Durbin vehicles, enlivened no end by the presence of Laughton as the cantankerous time-worn millionaire who insists on conference his grandson’s fiancée before he dies. The skirt can’t be reached and so Durbin, a hatcheck crumpet, is enlisted to inveigle the old man, with predictable complications. Merry and charming, although people could very much do without the chirpy songs warbled by Durbin.

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It’s a small kick, though, more mental than gut-level: “Oh, look,
that’s from `Scarface’ . . . And that nightclub shot is from
`GoodFellas’ . . . And that argument is straight out of `Godfather III’
. . .”

Abrahams spoofed cop shows with “Naked Gun” (as a screenwriter)
and ’70s disaster films with “Airplane.” Muscling into Coppola,
Scorsese and De Palma territory would seem like a natural — but then
you see the movie.

Figuring out why a comedy isn’t funny isn’t an exact
science. It might just be that the jokes aren’t any good — that
would be enough. But it also may be that the whole idea was a
mistake. The Mafia genre is histrionic, operatic and self-conscious
to begin with. Can a satirist really hope to come up with something
more bizarre than Marlon Brando in “The Godfather”?

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Low-key self-importance is the favorite target of satirists.
But there’s virtually nothing low-key in the great Mafia films —
with the exception of Al Pacino’s performance as Michael Corleone in
“The Godfather” movies. Now there’s a target, but Abrahams misses
it and thus blows his best comic shot.

He casts Jay Mohr as the Pacino-like Anthony Cortino,
presumably because Mohr can do a decent Pacino impression. But Mohr
is so laid-back that his performance comes across as more homage than
spoof. Unlike Leslie Nielsen in the “Naked Gun” films, Mohr zombies
his way through “Mafia!” as a straight man.

The late Lloyd Bridges, in his last role, has more pep. He
looks frail but handsome and not unwell, and he relishes the absurdi
ty of the Brando parody as Don Vincenzo, head of all the New York
families. (“Now if we’re finished, I’d like to get back to my lovely
stepdaughter’s coronation.”) It’s a good-natured swan song.

In Vegas, “Mafia!” introduces Pamela Gidley as Pepper, a
parody of Sharon Stone’s gold-digging Ginger in Martin Scorsese’s
“Casino.” In Anthony’s hotheaded brother (Billy Burke), “Mafia!”
conflates three “Godfather” roles — Sonny and Fredo Corleone and
Vincent Mancini (Andy Garcia).

The ingenuity involved in combining characters and plot
strains is vaguely interesting, and now and then someone will get off
a decent line. In a Shylock-like defense of killers, Anthony tells
his WASPy wife (Christina Applegate), “If you prick a murderer, does
he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham
estate?”

But to be honest, “GoodFellas” and “Godfather III” were a
lot funnier, and they were good movies. When a parody’s sources are
funnier than the parody, that’s a problem.

Enemies: A Love Story review

December 17, 2009

Skipper Paul Mazursky’s haunting and atmospheric drama, based on the unconventional by Isaac Bashevis Nightingale, stars Ron Silver as Herman, a Jewish refugee who escapes the horrors of WWII and struggles to start his life anew in New York, working as a ghostwriter for a prominent Chic York rabbi (Alan King). Herman lives in a dissatisfied daze, haunted by the deprivation of his old lady, Tamara (Anjelica Huston), and their children, believed to force been killed in concentration camps. He marries Yadwiga (Margaret Sophie Stein), a kindly, uneducated Gentile who sheltered him during the war. Regardless how, Herman lives a double energy, and his new wife knows nothing of his work as a ghostwriter or of his seductive mistress, Masha (Lena Olin), a virulent and emotionally damaged Holocaust survivor whom he keenly loves. Herman’s already complicated life is turned upside down when his wife reappears. Shocked at the reappearance of Tamara, extensive thought dead, Herman must face his own dishonesty and disillusion while juggling relationships with three simple different women. Grainy and realistic, this painful and poignant tale of loss and redemption weaves the three worlds together in a crawl that is both bittersweet and hopeful. The sense of postwar Untrodden York is gorgeously rendered by mise en scene designer Pato Guzman.

An eccentric thriller meandering an uneasy path between jet-hinder melodrama - Kinski quits unsatisfactory village college to grace top cream - and gunman activities, with Keitel not really at his most convincing as terrorism’s Paris kingpin. Toback’s earlier Fingers won some critical take up the cudgels for, and his script here is not without philosophical moments referring to the ambiguities of the ‘look’ and the ’self’; but Exposed does not entirely have the courage of its frequently heady high-class art absurdities, undeterred by moments corresponding to the one in which Nureyev (cast as a notable violinist) literally attempts to play Kinski’s body like a violin. For this kind of materialistic the temperature must not be allowed to particle, but it oft-times does.

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Rambo III review

December 12, 2009

Stallone, up against the Soviet Union, caught in a casuistical interchange between advantage guy Crenna and Red hammer of Afghanistan de Jonge about the unwisdom of superpowers attempting to crush freedom-loving Historical esne patriots. Huh? Not seeing that Rambo such abstractions. He is but persuaded to break off his crash despatch in Buddhist meditation by the pinch of his buddy, and his commitment to liberating Afghanistan comes after a manly variant of polo with the tribesmen and a dead goat. Then there’s spunky orphan Hamid, though quite what depths of empathy their lingering looks are meant to intimate remains a tantaliser. Rambo fights his way into the Russian fortress, fights his way old-fashioned, and fights his passage in again. He doesn’t award payment-off lines, but he does explain that he’s no tourist, and displays risible stoicism in removing a spike from his pot and cauterising the hole with a charge of gunpowder. Saturday Morning Picture Club stuff, only dearer.

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